Stephen Colbert Invitation for September 11th Shopping Griefportunities

This is a bit tongue and cheek.  If anyone caught Stephen Colbert's piece in 2011 on Shopping Griefportunities, it was just scratching the surface.  I would invite Mr. Colbert to take a closer look at the numerous options for commemorating the upcoming 12th anniversary of September 11th.  Here's a quick list of suggestions for consideration (my favorites):

• Paint by Numbers Canvas (therapeutic and commemorative)  
• Terrorists Can Shake Our Buildings But Never Can Touch America's Foundation Sweater (great for Thanksgiving or Christmas)
• 9/11 Trading Cards ("Stack up the cards of every ball player, from the lowest overpaid benchwarmer to A-Rod and they wouldn't be worth one firefighter Manuel Devalle, Jr." quote from the box)
• Twin Towers Silverware (commemorative, yet functional, for your everyday dining)
• 9/11 pistol grips (nothing more to say)
• Rolling Tribute remote-controlled semi-truck (perfect for any kid)
• Twin Tower blades knife (probably not functional, but who really cares)
• Tribute Tissues (the cure for any cold)
• Maker's Mark tribute bottle (with red, white and blue wax)

It is fitting to end with Maker's Mark, who offered this tribute bottle shortly after 9/11.  Stephen, you liked the 9/11 tribute wine (I do own a bottle, but can't say I've tasted it), but you can't out due Maker's Mark.  I think this is a more fitting list for Shopping Griefportunities.